My friend Rigpa had some funny comments about fingerprint locks:
I was just thinking why thumb fingerprint key access will never catch on:
The building maintenance guy will have to carry arround a large keychain full of thumbs.
Ask the gas station attendant for the key to the bathroom. You get a thumb attached to some large object (a tire rim?) so no one will steal it.
It’s hard to drive a car having to keep a thumb in the ignition key.
It’s difficult to get a duplicate thumb.
Passer-bys will wonder why you are displaying your key, when all you really want is to thumb a ride.
You will have to trim the thumbnails on your keychain to keep it from getting too bulky.
If you spend too long out in the pool and your fingers get pruney? you’d have to call a thumbsmith to get back into your house
November 28th, 2005
Taiyo BuzzTrainer- USB PC Training [via Spyhunter]
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After extensive research in Japan, Taiyo Inc has finally released its USB powered BuzzTrainer. The BuzzTrainer assists computer users in learning software, and can also be used to eliminate bad PC habits. Through the use of small electric shocks administered through the wrist strap, the BuzzTrainer is guaranteed to improve your PC skills, help you restrain specific behaviors, or control PC addiction.
The BuzzTrainer software comes with Buzz Tutorials for Windows XP, Microsoft Word, Internet Explorer and more! Problems with your children or employees looking at porn or using chat rooms? You can setup Buzz Keywords in 3 easy steps to control this! Configure any application as a BuzzApp and eliminate the desire to spend hours gaming, to file share, or to download illegal music. Or you can write your own Buzz Scripts with the highly configurable scripting language.
But BuzzTrainer isn’t just limited to exciting training opportunities - it can also be used as an acupressure system. Used as an electro-reflexologist, the BuzzTrainer offers a pain free way to improve your health through the 5 points of acupressure on each wrist. Doctors know that electric shocks, if administered correctly, restore and maintain proper blood circulation not only in a person’s hands, but also in his entire body because of its all-encompassing effects. Simple programming takes only a few seconds, and then 5-min of use per day will enhance your well-being. Thousands of people are using it to their benefit.
This product is not to be used by people with pacemakers, pregnant women, or children under 12 years old.
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November 28th, 2005
My friend Rigpa had some funny comments about fingerprint locks: