Chriss Angel, MindFreak of Nature
Posted on December 31st, 2005
Chriss Angel (aka the MindFreak) is a total idiot. If you don’t know who this is, you’re not missing anything. He likes to think he is a ‘magician’ - He’s the first magician that I could actually figure out how he did his on-TV tricks, and that blatantly edits his ‘feats‘ in post production. It is so cheesy, he is so lame, it makes me want to laugh… Which, by the way is the only reason he is on A&E. Just like Dog the Bounty Hunter who is a comic facade of a bounty hunter, Chriss Angel is a parody of a magician, and him and his production crew are completely blind to their idiocy. Sure, he fools a lot of people, but people seem to be easily fooled these days. Maybe next time he gets struck by pseudo-lightening, he’ll stop bugging me on TV.
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1. DeniseShannon | January 14th, 2006 at 12:06 am
i think mr angel chriss is a miraculous magician.
Everywhere he goes he makes people smile uncontrolablly or puts their minds in awe. He is very refeshing and exciting. The people that do not enjoy his magic are afraid of the unknown. So they are missing out on something very special within us all. I find chriss to be a beautiful human being you go chriss. I really enjoy you! Don’t let nothing stand in your way. Your a beautifull man all around. And if everyone treated the mother and family the way you do this world would be the way it should be. Thanks for being you…
from a person who sees the magic in you.
Denise Shannon - Canada British Coumbia
if your ever in Kamloops bc it would be wonderful to meet you in person call 2505737593
stay really…your one of the wonders of the earth, nice.
2. DeniseShannon | January 14th, 2006 at 12:09 am
like i said refreshing!!!!!!!
3. DeniseShannon | January 14th, 2006 at 12:11 am
bless u and everyone u love
4. Anna and Sara | February 11th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
I too think Chriss is an amazing person. So guess what? You can go suck your balls. (or DARTH VADER’S BALLS-says Anna). Not that your good enough to. LOSER. And so what if you can figure out his tricks, he lives to make people happy. AND YOU’RE STUPID. REALLLLLY STUPID. So….give it up. loser.
Love,
-Anna and Sara
5. Anonymous | February 12th, 2006 at 10:31 am
of COURSE the tricks aren’t real… MORON! Name one magician that does real magic for audiences?!?! Criss Angel (if you’re going to disrespect how he spells it, at least spell it CORRECTLY instead of showing your own ignorance!), is amazing with his fans, loving with his family, and very sweet in every ounce of his public appearances. As with any magician, he puts on a great show and gives more of a personal connection to people then just putting himself on a stage and remaining out of reach to the public. THANK YOU CRISS… WE LOVE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!
6. Michelle Branch | February 12th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Why single out this particular magician? He is just doing what any other entertainer does. He entertains. I personaly believe
magic is real. Not Criss’s magic,
but magic. I noticed that the only
people to post are females; is that the reason for the resentment?
The guy is freakin gorgeous which
means people will watch him no matter what he’s doing. Would you be as critical if it were a hot chick like Kate Beckinsdale? Not
trying to piss you off I’m just
trying to understand why you aren’t targeting every magician who
is on television.
7. Anonymous | February 23rd, 2006 at 2:12 pm
That’s what their jobs is IDIOT!! They all fool people!1
8. GMR | May 31st, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Obviously, this spyhunter is simply a moron with a jealousy issue. Criss calls himself an “illusionist”, not a wizard. He never claimed to do any “real” magic, and he constantly states how he loves the wonder of many different types of illusion. You sound like the same idiots who are bashing the author of the “DaVinci Code” for publishing what they can “prove” is untrue, when he published his book AS FICTION! Grow up and get a life of your own, instead of bashing someone else because they are successful in bringing momentary joy to other people’s lives.
9. Anonymous | June 5th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Chriss Angel is sooooo hot i wouldn’t care what the hell he was doing!
10. Jaggleberry Finski | June 7th, 2006 at 8:00 pm
I am Criss’s guide to the other side. When he disappears underneath a blanket, or a beautiful quilt made (possibly in a Criss Angel quilting bee) with love and pot and cigarette smoke, I offer him my hand and bring him over here with the lemon tart brigade. We finagle each other in the “fourth dim” as we like to call it. Teapot the Cat is here too, Spy Hunter. And he wants his true owner. You’ve always been the caretaker.
11. Anonymous | June 8th, 2006 at 3:53 am
i for one think chriss is a rolemodel for future magicians in the world. i ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wath his show mindfreak! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!
12. Anonymous | June 8th, 2006 at 3:55 am
Chriss ANGEL is my NUMBER ONE ROLEMODEL!
13. CHRISSANGELROCKS | June 8th, 2006 at 4:05 am
I LOOOOOOOOVE MIND FREAK!
14. CHRISSANGELROCKS | June 13th, 2006 at 11:33 am
chriss angel is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!
15. CHRISSANGELROCKS | June 13th, 2006 at 11:33 am
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16. Fernando Jorge | June 23rd, 2006 at 1:35 pm
My friend.. I think you are jealous of his popularity and his money. The only thing I can say is if you can do better, be mine and the whole world’s guest.
17. Anonymous | June 24th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
It is wonderful to read positive opinions that people have with whom they are anamoured with! We all need more of that on a regular basis. Why I am even drawn to this forum is because Chriss Angel peaked my curiosity. I was born on Holloween 1967 and have always been drawn to the mystical or unknown. (Being Scorpio). Watching a few episodes of Chriss Angel’s Mind Freak on A & E has propelled me into resolving my own curiosity into his astrological sign. I guessed him to be either a Leo, Pisces or Scorpio. To my surprise he was born Dec.19/67, a Saggitarius. (Brad Pitt) Need I say more? Hence, I was merely curious about the enigma that was before my very eyes on television. He is clearly talented in many ways. A very sexual man that exudes sexuality and mystery tenfold! However, beware! When you think about it. Will the real Chriss Angel please stand up? Not likely. He is so marketed and managed that people become enthralled by his suppossed miraculous presence. His website phohibited any reference to his birthdate, birthname or personal information. Something to hide? You bet! The catchphrase is hidden. If you have nothing to hide than release the horses! Clearly he is trying to capitalize on the fact that people want to know! (Which is why Lady Diana Died!) He is just a guy. An entertainer who merely wakes up every morning and takes a crap into the same toilet we do everyday, the only difference is the handle in which you flush the shit down. (Gold Plated). If he really was out to impress, he could do what Jack Black’s character did “Envy” and make all the shit disapear with the vapoohorizer! He needs that validation that he did not receive as a child just like we all crave but just do not act out with attention seeking, money making stunts. Lets face it ladies, we love the dangerous bad boy image. It’s widely known that is our secret fantasy and they are marketing that on this show depicting Chriss Angel as some sort of of sexual bad boy goddess! Enjoy him for sure but just question your idealism of what a beautiful human being/man is. He is in the business of creating illusions. Hence, he is a illusion. Highly paid and clearly lives in a box no bigger than what he was buried in and escaped……..miraculously of course!
18. Anonymous | June 24th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Dude, get a life.
And learn how to spell.
If you actually watched the show, it’s spelled C-R-I-S-S.
If you put so much effort watching his show and seeing that his stunts are so “fake”, but you can’t take the time to learn how to spell his name?
Really..
And like someone else said, why pick on him? He’s an incredibly sweet guy, very down to earth, and extremely loving towards his family and friends.
Yes, I would know.
I’ve met him.
Don’t judge unless you KNOW!!
19. Anonymous | June 26th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
God Wut du fauck is ur problem he is way cooler then u so go suck ur balls fag!He is so fricken awseome!Who gives a shishet if you can figure out his tricks!
20. Anonymous | June 26th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Dog is a real bounty hunter too,I know people in Hawii(SP?) that have seen him!and I know the founding member of Tesla(they wrote music for his show)his kids go to my school and my mom is good friends with him!So i know what im talking about once again suck ur balls!
21. Anonymous | June 26th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
HOLY CRAP U MET CHRISS ANGEL!!!!!! HOW WHEN WHERE?*starts to cry* WHY CANT I BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. no | July 1st, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Hi Chriss my name is Ceceilia i am 32. Me and my 4 year old daughter Trinity watch you`re show every Wesday nit, I want to tell you dear you are crazy. The tricks you do are mind bottleing. Not onely you`r good but you handsome also. Ceceilia Nelson.
23. Anonymous | July 3rd, 2006 at 9:24 am
Jesus u people really love that freak. His tricks suck and so does he. Any tool can do magic when the audience is in on it and fix it up in post-production
24. Anonymous | July 4th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Criss I s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. I love his show and him.
25. Anonymous | July 5th, 2006 at 9:12 am
Criss is like soooooooooo very hot!!I LOVE him!! it would be awsome if he could email me at mondo_76384@yahoo.com. I like love him. Thank you.
26. Anonymous | July 11th, 2006 at 10:27 am
All you mean haters suck!!! Leave Criss alone and watch something else if you don’t like it!!!!
27. Anonymous | July 11th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
you need to shut the hell up and get a life, We happen to like criss angel, You just jealious, You fucken jerk, you suck balls
28. Randomreader | July 29th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
..you guys are all really really scary…get fucking lives…
29. That Dude by that Place | July 29th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
I think his show is “stale”
People who are entertained
by his show are, “stale”
People wasting time,
writing anything
about his show,
are “stale,…
30. Anonymous | August 2nd, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Hi Chriss Angel,
my name is regan mustard(haha mustard)I am 14 yrs old
i have watched ur show for the past few weeks and i think ur incredible .If i could do the things that u can do i would be pretty popular but it’s ok i already have an excellent talent (singing)
people think that ur fake but all of those people are just jealous that ur popular and that they wish that they could do that.
There are lot’s of people fighting on this web site saying that ur fake but they need to get a life and fight on hotmail or m.s.n, instead of writing rude comments on here. Most people think ur fake and they think they know everything like this one person wrote and say’s that she or he thinks or knows that people publish this this show and then put it on A&E
My mom has been watching ur show for the past few years that it’s been on for and she thinks that it’s real and so do i .If u want to e-mail me u can find me @ regan_mustard@hotmail.com(haha mustard)
people on here can laugh about my last name i don’t really care cuz my last name is pretty popular compared to others(:0) :)
31. mysticaleyes | October 6th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
criss angel is an illusionist .not everyone gets this fact..he is an entertainer.maybe people should realize this and not get so carried away with what this man does or how he does it,just sit back and enjoy the entertainment he provids.
32. astrid | November 30th, 2006 at 5:40 am
I think some of it’s illusion some of it his abilitiy to use that special part of his brain we were all given but are not able to tap into that rare abilitiy to truly create magik using energy from the universe and within. after all moses did turn his cane into a snake jesus walked on water the bible says ask and ye shall recieve maybe criss asked and recieved those special powers as a gift . no need to be jealous people accept it or not we live in a free world we all have on special gift free will to beleive what we choose too. love is the greatest gift hatefulness creates negativity. love ya all
33. Wanda | July 12th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Criss Angel is the best illusionist I’ve ever seen, obviously and advanced soul, and also the sexiest man I’ve ever seen period!!!!
Sure wish I were 30 again.
34. cavid dopperfield | September 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
criss angel is a very talented showman and magician. but on occasion dresses like a faggy,er backstreet boy.
35. criss angel doing magic &hellip | February 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
criss angel doing magic tricks…
you are exactly right and there is nothing wrong with it….
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