the adventures of teapot the cat

Lava with Martha

Posted on January 17th, 2006

Okay, it may not be up to Martha’s standards, but if you find yourself stranded & hungry near bubbling lava and happen to have some big ole leaves, a shovel and an uncooked bird with you, this trick might get you out of a pinch. Encasing your food in red hot lava until it hardens and becomes it’s own oven sounds like a ton of fun, but I can tell you from experience that getting within even 3 feet of red hot lava is not for the faint of heart. And even if you do manage to pull it off, keep in mind the Hawaiian goddess Pele might seek vengeance for desecrating her land (plus it’s illegal to cook or remove food from the Hawaii National Park). But if you want to guarantee pissing off Pele as well as the native Hawaiians, doo (doo) as Billy does (errr, not really work safe folks!.

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