The Museum of Techno has some
hilarious videos by its 'Technical Department'. These 'tutorials' teach you how to make fat basslines and how to 'fix' your audio workstation. There is mention of waveforms that look like sheep and much drinking of sherry. Oh, and mind the mustache!
June 8th, 2006
I am Criss's guide to the other side. When he disappears underneath a blanket, or a beautiful quilt made (possibly in a Criss Angel quilting bee) with love and pot and cigarette smoke, I offer him my hand and bring him over here with the lemon tart brigade. We finagle each other in the "fourth dim" as we like to call it. Teapot the Cat is here too, Spy Hunter. And he wants his true owner. You've always been the caretaker. --
Jaggleberry Finski
June 8th, 2006