prayer to the ups guy
5:16 dear opus please deliver my package from evil and bless my new clothes with a speedy delivery and give me the courage to forgive ups those a-holes and bless the tires on the ups truck and absolve the delivery man of his end-of-the-day-b.o. and guide him, opus, guide him to my door let your undeniable radiance shine upon him in the form of a map a holy map leading him to the salvation of the ultimate deliverance the deliverance of my package forever and ever amenAdd comment June 27th, 2006