prayer to the ups guy
Posted on June 27th, 2006
5:16
dear opus
please deliver my package
from evil
and bless my new clothes
with a speedy delivery
and give me the courage to forgive ups
those a-holes
and bless the tires on the ups truck
and absolve the delivery man of his end-of-the-day-b.o.
and guide him, opus, guide him
to my door
let your undeniable radiance shine upon him
in the form of a map
a holy map
leading him to the salvation of the ultimate deliverance
the deliverance of
my package
forever and ever amen
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