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Monday, November 28, 2005

BuzzTrainer - USB Shock Therapy Gadget

Taiyo BuzzTrainer- USB PC Training [via Spyhunter]

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After extensive research in Japan, Taiyo Inc has finally released its USB powered BuzzTrainer. The BuzzTrainer assists computer users in learning software, and can also be used to eliminate bad PC habits. Through the use of small electric shocks administered through the wrist strap, the BuzzTrainer is guaranteed to improve your PC skills, help you restrain specific behaviors, or control PC addiction.

The BuzzTrainer software comes with Buzz Tutorials for Windows XP, Microsoft Word, Internet Explorer and more! Problems with your children or employees looking at porn or using chat rooms? You can setup Buzz Keywords in 3 easy steps to control this! Configure any application as a BuzzApp and eliminate the desire to spend hours gaming, to file share, or to download illegal music. Or you can write your own Buzz Scripts with the highly configurable scripting language.

But BuzzTrainer isn't just limited to exciting training opportunities - it can also be used as an acupressure system. Used as an electro-reflexologist, the BuzzTrainer offers a pain free way to improve your health through the 5 points of acupressure on each wrist. Doctors know that electric shocks, if administered correctly, restore and maintain proper blood circulation not only in a person's hands, but also in his entire body because of its all-encompassing effects. Simple programming takes only a few seconds, and then 5-min of use per day will enhance your well-being. Thousands of people are using it to their benefit.

This product is not to be used by people with pacemakers, pregnant women, or children under 12 years old.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous said...

anyone know where I can get one of these?

11:44 AM

 
Anonymous said...

you have to be shitting me, if only it came with a remote, now wheres my little brother, thinking about remote how about remote pc to the shocker hmmmm the ideas

2:40 AM

 
US said...

you have to be shitting me, if only it came with a remote, now wheres my little brother, thinking about remote how about remote pc to the shocker hmmmm the ideas

2:41 AM

 
subflux said...

I'll bet that learning to touch - type would be very quick with this device.

12:13 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Its a hoax im researcing this area, simple photoshopwork

2:33 PM

 
Ben said...

wow an esd bracelet w/ a usb plug on the end, would work dor a ground strap still, but not a shocker device :(

4:59 PM

 
VETSDRYWALL said...

HOW MUCH $$$$$ ????

2:50 PM

 
Anonymous said...

subflux has the right idea... you'll learn those keys when suddenly Mavis Beacon is holding a Tazer

4:56 AM

 
Anonymous said...

the simple problemn with using as a punishment to stop people going on porn etc is- you can take it off!!!

1:54 PM

 

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