utilikilt

I spotted a dude wearing some sort of kilt at Combots. It was some weird genetically engineered hybrid of a utility belt and a kilt, call Utilikilt. From their site : 'We are committed to pioneer a comfortable alternative to trousers by producing "Men's Unbifurcated Garments" (MUG's)' Hmmm, unbifurcated. I'll have to remember that one. The guy who will wear a utilikilt is a braver man than I - I can just imagine some rough n tuff construction worker clambering up a ladder wearing his unbifurcated garment, and all the worker buddies cringing when they accidentally glance up his kilt at his bifurcated under garment of choice.