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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Chriss Angel, MindFreak of Nature

Chriss Angel (aka the MindFreak) is a total idiot. If you don't know who this is, you're not missing anything. He likes to think he is a 'magician' - He's the first magician that I could actually figure out how he did his on-TV tricks, and that blatantly edits his 'feats' in post production. It is so cheesy, he is so lame, it makes me want to laugh... Which, by the way is the only reason he is on A&E. Just like Dog the Bounty Hunter who is a comic facade of a bounty hunter, Chriss Angel is a parody of a magician, and him and his production crew are completely blind to their idiocy. Sure, he fools a lot of people, but people seem to be easily fooled these days. Maybe next time he gets struck by pseudo-lightening, he'll stop bugging me on TV.

30 Comments:

DeniseShannon said...

i think mr angel chriss is a miraculous magician.
Everywhere he goes he makes people smile uncontrolablly or puts their minds in awe. He is very refeshing and exciting. The people that do not enjoy his magic are afraid of the unknown. So they are missing out on something very special within us all. I find chriss to be a beautiful human being you go chriss. I really enjoy you! Don't let nothing stand in your way. Your a beautifull man all around. And if everyone treated the mother and family the way you do this world would be the way it should be. Thanks for being you...

from a person who sees the magic in you.
Denise Shannon - Canada British Coumbia
if your ever in Kamloops bc it would be wonderful to meet you in person call 2505737593

stay really...your one of the wonders of the earth, nice.

12:06 AM

 
DeniseShannon said...

like i said refreshing!!!!!!!

12:09 AM

 
DeniseShannon said...

bless u and everyone u love

12:11 AM

 
Anna and Sara said...

I too think Chriss is an amazing person. So guess what? You can go suck your balls. (or DARTH VADER'S BALLS-says Anna). Not that your good enough to. LOSER. And so what if you can figure out his tricks, he lives to make people happy. AND YOU'RE STUPID. REALLLLLY STUPID. So....give it up. loser.
Love,
-Anna and Sara

12:48 PM

 
Anonymous said...

of COURSE the tricks aren't real... MORON! Name one magician that does real magic for audiences?!?! Criss Angel (if you're going to disrespect how he spells it, at least spell it CORRECTLY instead of showing your own ignorance!), is amazing with his fans, loving with his family, and very sweet in every ounce of his public appearances. As with any magician, he puts on a great show and gives more of a personal connection to people then just putting himself on a stage and remaining out of reach to the public. THANK YOU CRISS... WE LOVE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!

10:31 AM

 
Michelle Branch said...

Why single out this particular magician? He is just doing what any other entertainer does. He entertains. I personaly believe
magic is real. Not Criss's magic,
but magic. I noticed that the only
people to post are females; is that the reason for the resentment?
The guy is freakin gorgeous which
means people will watch him no matter what he's doing. Would you be as critical if it were a hot chick like Kate Beckinsdale? Not
trying to piss you off I'm just
trying to understand why you aren't targeting every magician who
is on television.

6:22 PM

 
Anonymous said...

That's what their jobs is IDIOT!! They all fool people!1

2:12 PM

 
GMR said...

Obviously, this spyhunter is simply a moron with a jealousy issue. Criss calls himself an "illusionist", not a wizard. He never claimed to do any "real" magic, and he constantly states how he loves the wonder of many different types of illusion. You sound like the same idiots who are bashing the author of the "DaVinci Code" for publishing what they can "prove" is untrue, when he published his book AS FICTION! Grow up and get a life of your own, instead of bashing someone else because they are successful in bringing momentary joy to other people's lives.

8:18 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Chriss Angel is sooooo hot i wouldn't care what the hell he was doing!

12:50 PM

 
Jaggleberry Finski said...

I am Criss's guide to the other side. When he disappears underneath a blanket, or a beautiful quilt made (possibly in a Criss Angel quilting bee) with love and pot and cigarette smoke, I offer him my hand and bring him over here with the lemon tart brigade. We finagle each other in the "fourth dim" as we like to call it. Teapot the Cat is here too, Spy Hunter. And he wants his true owner. You've always been the caretaker.

8:00 PM

 
Anonymous said...

i for one think chriss is a rolemodel for future magicians in the world. i ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS wath his show mindfreak! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!

3:53 AM

 
Anonymous said...

Chriss ANGEL is my NUMBER ONE ROLEMODEL!

3:55 AM

 
CHRISSANGELROCKS said...

I LOOOOOOOOVE MIND FREAK!

4:05 AM

 
CHRISSANGELROCKS said...

chriss angel is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!

11:33 AM

 
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11:33 AM

 
Fernando Jorge said...

My friend.. I think you are jealous of his popularity and his money. The only thing I can say is if you can do better, be mine and the whole world's guest.

1:35 PM

 
Anonymous said...

It is wonderful to read positive opinions that people have with whom they are anamoured with! We all need more of that on a regular basis. Why I am even drawn to this forum is because Chriss Angel peaked my curiosity. I was born on Holloween 1967 and have always been drawn to the mystical or unknown. (Being Scorpio). Watching a few episodes of Chriss Angel's Mind Freak on A & E has propelled me into resolving my own curiosity into his astrological sign. I guessed him to be either a Leo, Pisces or Scorpio. To my surprise he was born Dec.19/67, a Saggitarius. (Brad Pitt) Need I say more? Hence, I was merely curious about the enigma that was before my very eyes on television. He is clearly talented in many ways. A very sexual man that exudes sexuality and mystery tenfold! However, beware! When you think about it. Will the real Chriss Angel please stand up? Not likely. He is so marketed and managed that people become enthralled by his suppossed miraculous presence. His website phohibited any reference to his birthdate, birthname or personal information. Something to hide? You bet! The catchphrase is hidden. If you have nothing to hide than release the horses! Clearly he is trying to capitalize on the fact that people want to know! (Which is why Lady Diana Died!) He is just a guy. An entertainer who merely wakes up every morning and takes a crap into the same toilet we do everyday, the only difference is the handle in which you flush the shit down. (Gold Plated). If he really was out to impress, he could do what Jack Black's character did "Envy" and make all the shit disapear with the vapoohorizer! He needs that validation that he did not receive as a child just like we all crave but just do not act out with attention seeking, money making stunts. Lets face it ladies, we love the dangerous bad boy image. It's widely known that is our secret fantasy and they are marketing that on this show depicting Chriss Angel as some sort of of sexual bad boy goddess! Enjoy him for sure but just question your idealism of what a beautiful human being/man is. He is in the business of creating illusions. Hence, he is a illusion. Highly paid and clearly lives in a box no bigger than what he was buried in and escaped........miraculously of course!

12:14 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Dude, get a life.
And learn how to spell.
If you actually watched the show, it's spelled C-R-I-S-S.
If you put so much effort watching his show and seeing that his stunts are so "fake", but you can't take the time to learn how to spell his name?
Really..
And like someone else said, why pick on him? He's an incredibly sweet guy, very down to earth, and extremely loving towards his family and friends.
Yes, I would know.
I've met him.
Don't judge unless you KNOW!!

11:58 PM

 
Anonymous said...

God Wut du fauck is ur problem he is way cooler then u so go suck ur balls fag!He is so fricken awseome!Who gives a shishet if you can figure out his tricks!

3:22 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Dog is a real bounty hunter too,I know people in Hawii(SP?) that have seen him!and I know the founding member of Tesla(they wrote music for his show)his kids go to my school and my mom is good friends with him!So i know what im talking about once again suck ur balls!

3:25 PM

 
Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP U MET CHRISS ANGEL!!!!!! HOW WHEN WHERE?*starts to cry* WHY CANT I BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:31 PM

 
no said...

Hi Chriss my name is Ceceilia i am 32. Me and my 4 year old daughter Trinity watch you`re show every Wesday nit, I want to tell you dear you are crazy. The tricks you do are mind bottleing. Not onely you`r good but you handsome also. Ceceilia Nelson.

3:37 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Jesus u people really love that freak. His tricks suck and so does he. Any tool can do magic when the audience is in on it and fix it up in post-production

9:24 AM

 
Anonymous said...

Criss I s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. I love his show and him.

10:57 AM

 
Anonymous said...

Criss is like soooooooooo very hot!!I LOVE him!! it would be awsome if he could email me at mondo_76384@yahoo.com. I like love him. Thank you.

9:12 AM

 
Anonymous said...

All you mean haters suck!!! Leave Criss alone and watch something else if you don't like it!!!!

10:27 AM

 
Anonymous said...

you need to shut the hell up and get a life, We happen to like criss angel, You just jealious, You fucken jerk, you suck balls

3:03 PM

 
Randomreader said...

..you guys are all really really scary...get fucking lives...

3:02 PM

 
That Dude by that Place said...

I think his show is "stale"

People who are entertained
by his show are, "stale"

People wasting time,
writing anything
about his show,
are "stale,...

3:49 PM

 
Anonymous said...

Hi Chriss Angel,
my name is regan mustard(haha mustard)I am 14 yrs old
i have watched ur show for the past few weeks and i think ur incredible .If i could do the things that u can do i would be pretty popular but it's ok i already have an excellent talent (singing)
people think that ur fake but all of those people are just jealous that ur popular and that they wish that they could do that.


There are lot's of people fighting on this web site saying that ur fake but they need to get a life and fight on hotmail or m.s.n, instead of writing rude comments on here. Most people think ur fake and they think they know everything like this one person wrote and say's that she or he thinks or knows that people publish this this show and then put it on A&E
My mom has been watching ur show for the past few years that it's been on for and she thinks that it's real and so do i .If u want to e-mail me u can find me @ regan_mustard@hotmail.com(haha mustard)
people on here can laugh about my last name i don't really care cuz my last name is pretty popular compared to others(:0) :)

9:51 PM

 

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