Fundue - desktop USB Fondue Set

ThinkGeek's Fundue - desktop USB Fondue Set: "Tired of the lunchtime greasy McBurger with pickle routine? Looking to expand your culinary sophistication without leaving your cube? Look no further than the Fundue™ - the World's first desktop USB fondue set. With features like an LCD display, blue LED glowing heater element and fireglow USB cables you'll be the MacDaddiest, most svelte lemming in the office come lunchtime."

Props go out to Thinkgeek for pranking the world/gang at Gizmodo. Though honestly, if I had a Fundue, I'd keep a pot of melted chocolate by my desk at all times. I hope there's enough USB juice to power both this and the BuzzTrainer at the same time.