Solar Death Ray

I wish I had my very own Solar Death Ray™. Then I would make it burn through a barbie doll torso from whose Barbie locks is suspended the Gravity Death Log™, which would then fall and destroy any object I desired. While not quite as powerful as the MIT solar death ray, it still has the power to turn an Orea cookie into a smoldering piece of char. Shame on you Mythbusters for not taking your own contraption and burning a crater in the a nearby planet!