Virgin Mary Funyun

Whoever paid $609 for the Virgin Mary funyun really got there money's worth! Jealous!! Not only did they win the bid on the miraculous (possibly even weeping?) chip AND baby Jesus, they also got a holy manger! wow. I'm so _whelmed. There must be some very sick people out there on Ebay. Wonder how much my 'tortured penis of the emasculated prophet' would sell for?