Urine-Gone!

Urine-Gone is the most amazing marketing for a new product I've seen lately! I love how they promote that it 'features an enzyme with an appetite for urine, hunts it out, breaks it down, and digests it." Wow. I always lose my appetite for urine right before I am about to drink some... I must have some sort of urine eating disorder. And you get a blacklight for your money too! Pop on some techno, and you can have a rave party with your urine. But you'll get the most effective trippy splashes and drip effects if you get your pet to piss everywhere first.